Post by faith on Feb 2, 2013 13:17:51 GMT -5
JUDGING YOU
Adam is like the stereotypical black guy that is cast EVERY fucking season. Usually they're horrible, so I'm NOT even gonna give this guy a chance. John - rude bitch. Xavier - sucked ass. Ray - SUCKED MORE ASS. I know what you're thinking. What about Ben? But have you seen Ben? Ben is like Beyonce, black but he don't show it |
Beau reminds me a lot of Leo. "How close was I to getting in a boat?" I really don't have an opinion of him Because all the people who play the "old" White guy suck. Just like at Murphy. |
Dallas screams bitch like Ellen. Not only is she smizing like there is NO tomorrow, but anyone who is attracted to a character whose face is that stern and spewing shards of evil is bound to play a SUPER cunt game. |
Freddie is like the "once in a lifetime" castmember of GVSE. Just like survivor likes to cast the weird gay kid (Colton)ONCE and never casts someone like him AGAIN, Justin decided that was going to be the fresh exception this season. He looks like a clown and I don't wish him well in this game. No thanks. |
This is going to sound racist, but I feel like Gloria left her four kids at home to come on this or something and she's going to be the "Lydia' (Guatemala) of this season. I really hope we get a feisty Mexican bitch to play Gloria because I know that no gay boy will do this mama justice |
Hanna reminds me of that bitch from ANTM that had Asperger's and was antisocial & also Kristen Bitting. She definitely has Kristen's weird eyes and her face looks like something is wrong with her in the head. Too much crack cocaine? that could be it! |
Ian is my fiancé. Yes, I couldn't hide this from you all and root for him in secrecy, so I am pleased to tell you that Ian and I dated for three years before that mother put a fucking ring on. Obviously I hope he does well so he and I can have sex in all stars or Fans and Faves or whateverthe fuck I'm gonna be in. |
Jessica looks like the generic borewhore for the season. I think she's going to be like Jackie or worse... like ARIEL. She is so fucking generic there is literally NOTHING to talk about. |
I don't get everyone's obsession with Karla I think she looks like a schizophrenic, and I think Wendy would agree with me on that. |
If I wasn't sucking Ian's dick, I'd be sucking Lucas's. This boy is so fucking charming I can't get the fuck over it. But something about hims is a bit offsetting but who the fuck cares. Wendy, I give you permission if you want him. Otherwise throw him to the wolves. |
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