Post by Jessica on Mar 9, 2013 18:41:51 GMT -5
So, I've decided that I'm not getting nearly enough PW love up in hurr, and probably the reason for that is that I didn't do an awesome cast assessment. The reason for that was that I wasn't exactly the most popular person after last season ended, and I figured that keeping my identity secret was probably a good plan. But that particular ruse lasted about 10 seconds, so. Yeah.
Plus, I'm probably gonna get voted off this round if I can't get my ducks in a row, so I figure I might as well give you guys one last dose of awesome, and hopefully the resultant surge of fandom will propel me into the stratosphere and allow me to smite evil.
Plus, I'm probably gonna get voted off this round if I can't get my ducks in a row, so I figure I might as well give you guys one last dose of awesome, and hopefully the resultant surge of fandom will propel me into the stratosphere and allow me to smite evil.
 | Beau I have only been in one fight in my life. It was over a girl. Basic synopsis: Me and another guy both liked her, she liked me, he didn't like that, he decided to be a dick to me for the next two years, I told him to shut the hell up one day, he told me to make him. I made him. Six months later, I found out the guy has multiple sclerosis, and the moral of that story is that he still had it comin'. A horrible disease is not a license to be a dick. I know what it's like to be the guy who's out there trying to play a certain way and just getting abused over and over. But holy dumb crap, Beau is easily less sympathetic than MS guy. he throws a tantrum over everything, and today he literally IMs me to tell me Hannah is running everything, but he's still voting for me. If I do get voted off today, not having to talk to Beau will actually equal that out. |
 | Gloria I don't really have much to say about Gloria. Seems like she's a nasty bitch that everybody hates, but if nothing else that's served to hand her over to Cascade on a silver platter. I guess it's just lucky that I have an insanely high bitch tolerance. |
 | Hannah Despite the fact that I am pushing like a madman to get rid of her this round, I can honestly say that I don't think that I have ever been impressed by another player nearly so much as I have by Hannah. The only way I can describe how it felt to see the tie come up was like if you were a master swordsman, and you went in for the kill on your opponent, only to hear a sudden "CLAAANG!" because your blade just ricocheted off a hidden sword they they drew out of nowhere. It was both terrifying and exhilerating, because now I was probably pretty screwed, but, hey, I was duelling with a fellow master, and that meant things were gonna get intense. There can only be one queen in a hive, so I'm sure it'll be me or her going this round, which is a shame, but at least the rivalry was fun while it lasted. |
 | Jessica This girl is the SHAZ. She's been bringing it so hard on many levels, and now that she's overcome her previous-season demons and made the merge, she might just be unstoppable. Of course, that's definitely going to be her downfall, probably sooner rather than later. But, hey. Go big or go home. Being marked by the devil doesn't help, but that's what you get when you start talking smack about him in your confessional. Idiot. |
 | Luca Oh man do I ever not know what to say about Luca. We've chatted once and he seemed pretty cool. I remember hating him in the preseason for being probably the only human being more generic than Carly, but Captain Bland is pretty much the swing vote right now, and he's pretty easy to talk to, so there's that. The litmus test for the Chrysler Luca will, of course, be whether or not he votes me off today. |
 | Perry In a game where 90% of the dynamics just have me scratching my head in complete disbelief at how messed up everything is, the feud between Perry and Beau is easily the most befuddling. Perry is a quiet guy who doesn't do much, and for whatever reason, that just pisses Beau off to no end. Perry retaliates and basically makes Beau into his bitch, which is hilarious to watch. For what it's worth, I love Perry. He is a loyal ally, and that's worth its weight in gold right about now. |
 | Quincy I don't even wanna talk about Quincy. He's so flighty, and he's incredibly naive. I think he's with us? But I don't actually know. Given that he was one of the foundational people in the "Let's finally give Hannah what she's got comin' to her" movement, that's kind of a bad thing. He PMed me today to tell me that Hannah isn't the biggest threat right now. Well, I agree, Tess is, but she's got that whole Immunity thing goin', and that's kind of a big deal right now. I'm basically headdesking repeatedly right now, and just hoping against hope that Quincy will stick with me on this... |
 | Stephenie I'm still bored by Stephenie. Was bored by her in the early rounds, and am bored by her now. She has this hatred of Gloria which could completely screw everything up, and all I can think is... this wouldn't have happened if we had kept Misty. Sigh. I hate it when I'm right. ...Actually, no, that's a lie. I love it. I hate it when I'm right and nobody listens to me. |
 | Tess The gal behind the gal. Tess is probably easily as big of a strategic threat as Hannah is, but she's Immune this round. Otherwise I'd be pushing to Edgardo her right the heck outta here. |
 | Vincent Vincent is my other boy. I frigging love him to death, and that's why it kind of makes me die a little inside when I realize that all of the plans I'm making mean that I probably have to cut the poor guy loose at some point. Whenever I do, I will probably actually cry a bit in real life. |
 | Yvette And, finally, Yvette. I like Yvette, and I think we could do well together. If we survive, that is. |
