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Post by Adam on Feb 18, 2013 23:29:03 GMT -5
Log #1: I....I miss my family
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Post by Adam on Feb 18, 2013 23:31:39 GMT -5
Log #2: I regret not having sex with Jessica before my life was cut short. Purgatory is very lonely.
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Post by ellen on Feb 18, 2013 23:36:12 GMT -5
I LOVE YOU.
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Post by Adam on Feb 18, 2013 23:38:22 GMT -5
Log #3: The afterlife is not what I expected. I thought it would be a bright place, filled with opportunity to find myself.
Instead it is dark. And cold and wet. And bleak. And filled with strange creatures and fungi. It is not too dissimilar to Annie's vagina.
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Post by Adam on Feb 18, 2013 23:45:20 GMT -5
Log #4:A moment ago I heard a faint voice in the distance. Company already? Could it be?
"I LOVE YOU". I'm sure I heard it. Surely it is none of those remaining in the game. The ones from the realm of the living. None of them loved poor Adam.
It must be an angel. Those who watch over us. I heard her echo her name. "Ellen...". I am unsure if I know this being. But...I believe I have fallen in love. The sound of her voice echoing through Purgatory is music to my ears. "I love you...I love you".
If I do not fight my way back into the realm of the living and achieve redemption, Ellen will be my prize. Ahh...Ellen..
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Post by No one on Feb 19, 2013 0:18:57 GMT -5
MY VAGINA IS QUITE TIGHT IN THIS SERIES THANK YOU. MAYBE IT WAS SAGGY AND LOOSE IN YOUR SERIES BUT HERE I AM A LESBIAN OKAY
JESUS
A swift wind rushes through the area. It carries with it a scent of decay and....gonorrhea. You have been stricken with the disease postmortem. Enjoy!
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Post by Adam on Feb 26, 2013 16:54:51 GMT -5
Log#5: I have company.
Three vixen's have invaded my sanctuary. They mean to take my redemption away from me. To prevent me from returning to the realm of the living. To send me straight to Hell.
I cannot let this happen.
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Post by Adam on Feb 26, 2013 16:56:55 GMT -5
Log #6: The one they call Dallas. She was the first to leave. I nearly faltered in the battle. I was too distracted by oversized images of Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts. I will not make that same mistake twice.
I caught a break. Dallas' time was cut short. I got lucky. I may not get lucky again.
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Post by Adam on Feb 26, 2013 17:01:26 GMT -5
Log #7: My victory was short lived. The siren Dallas was replaced by one even more dangerous. Rosemary.
She elected not to duel in a battle of the mind. A puzzle. However, that is where my strength lies. I made sure to throw the puzzle fight back into the hat, especially since Rosemary did not feel confident. This paid off. Sure enough, we would be facing off in a battle of wit.
I dispatched of Rosemary, but Misty still walks with me in the in-between world. She may prove to be tough to defeat, but I have come too far.
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Post by Adam on Feb 26, 2013 17:02:57 GMT -5
Log #8: I miss Ellen.
My sweet princess. My prize.
Mi amor.
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Post by Adam on Mar 4, 2013 21:20:43 GMT -5
Log #9: The end is near.
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Post by Adam on Mar 4, 2013 21:30:02 GMT -5
Log #10: Final Entry.
News has just reached me. I have secured passage to the barren wasteland Florida on a mission titled "Operation Spring Break". There is one problem. I will not return from it.
This is the end for Adam.
I will be sending myself from Purgatory. I will not be returning to the realm of the living. I have fought hard, and a flame continues to burn inside of me to keep me fighting, but it is not meant to be. Although I wish I could have fought my way to the living and eventually as the last man standing, it cannot be.
I wish Freddie and Gloria the best of luck. They are surely more interesting than the tragically slain first death Adam anyway.
If any of you watching angels were supportive of me, I am sorry. I have failed us.
And to Ellen, mi amore. I hope you are proud of me. I'll see you in another life.
End Transmission
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