Karla's Confessionals

[chase]

I love you. Can I be your poolboy? I'm tired of cleaning Colleen's pool and need an new older woman to help out

[Emily]

Was that a compliment Chase?

I love your confessional young lady <3

[karla]

Feb 19, 2013 12:34:28 GMT -5 chase said:

I love you. Can I be your poolboy? I'm tired of cleaning Colleen's pool and need an new older woman to help out

Oh sure I always need someone to clean my pool
<3

[karla]

CYCLE 02
CONFESSIONAL #05
"TOKENS"

Eeeek so Adam left 9-1 lol.

So how many are left? Oh right 19.

Eeeek I got voted out in 19th last time LOL.

Karla will not follow Jackie <3

Ohkay so the plan - win Immunity DUH. But damnit both tribes go to Tribal like WTF I hate 3 way duels.

So the challenge is a likeability one! Oooh in the words of


KATIE BICHLER
"Time to put on my fake face and girly voice and make alliances"

I'd find a gif on tumblr but TAR tumblr is all


so whatever, AnYWAYS

Well not alliances, people do that for me sillys. I mean my fake face <3

So I'm online the chat my tribe LOVES to bitch out, great topic starter/breaking ice thing, thanks to the genius who invented that <3
We can always bond by dissing the tribe chat <3

So anyways, I'm like oheyyouhowisyourdaygoingyeahsoimlikeasumingyousawthe
challengeandallyeahwhodoyouthinkorthevoteyeahobviously
thatyeahopeyougivemegodpointsiwilltotesreturnyouthefavorofcourseilyttylbffl

and then jessica comes on at like sunrise and we talk.

Jess: Hey Karla so like Ian wants you me in an alliance with Freddie and Vincent.
Karla: Oh sure totally down with it. So who do we vote out tonight and what do we do for the challenge.
Jess: Wellllll I think we should split it across our alliance and give negatives to the other people

Me IRL: Wait were aligned and I'm just being spread across?Gurl you sleeping with Ian so thats why you not giving me anything? RUDE

Karla: Well you know we have 7 negative tokens to give to everyone else not us and you can load them onto each other.... but itd be obvious *twirls hair cutely and innocently*
Jess: Yeah I will defs give you some positives to boost your score.
Karla: Yeah sure same

then talking to people about the vote we decided to

gahh shes being fishy fishy fishy and its not for living in california ooh burn.

So I want to win this challenge. Duh.

So anyways for the challenge, my strategy was to subtly "neutralize" everyone.
I decided to give Misty +12 to pawn off a lot on her since I know shes not in this new "alliance" that got planted last night, so it will be totaled out.
I gave Jessica a 10, probably more than I should have, but eh if she wins then its fine with me.
I gave Freddie a combined 0, he looks like a contender to win this challenge so giving a 0 won't push him further, lol.
I gave Ian a +1, I really want to edit that and give the 1 to misty or something, same reasons as Freddie, lol.
Perry a -2 since its the highest negative left and sorry? LOL
Steph a -15 since duh I want you out next to work in my cotton fields sorry nevermind butyour next I think?
Vincent a +7 since I like him a lot. Since hes at the end of the line I loaded the rest of my positives on him LOL.
Yvette a -7 since like eek thats what I planned for lol and needed to dump everything else on her.

Me and Perry joked about it, saying he'd give me a +10 but IDK if I believe it. I'm trying to be as girly and flirty just so I dont get negatives, if I win, yay! If not shit gotta solidify this new alliance trainwreck and keep it on the tracks to send Steph home lol. Irony at the first black people going(or on track to) Tess would be in trouble if she gets swapped over here

[Colleen]

Feb 19, 2013 12:34:28 GMT -5 chase said:

I love you. Can I be your poolboy? I'm tired of cleaning Colleen's pool and need an new older woman to help out

Finally

I like your confessional too Karla <3

[karla]

Um I'd write a confessional titled Pervy Perry but then all the PW talk about passwords to porn sites and all the tumblr porn gifs have traumatized me and mye eyes forever and I can't type anything and I might go blind

[karla]

I HAVE BEEN FOREVER SCARRED
12:03 AM [TinaPW] looking for it right now
12:03 AM [JonahPW] i can't wait til i'm legal to buy porn
12:03 AM [ChasePW] I would never pay for it
12:03 AM [TinaPW] N: adub77 p: a861388
12:04 AM [TinaPW] I just find passwords online
12:04 AM [TinaPW] I know CF is Corbin Fisher but BA?
12:04 AM [JonahPW] i've never watched porn in hd tbh
12:05 AM [ChasePW] Bel Ami
12:05 AM [JonahPW] fucking xvideos is my extent
12:05 AM [JonahPW] BEL AMI IS SO HOT
12:05 AM [TinaPW] oh jesus I would love that too
12:05 AM [ChasePW] pornhub.com/gay
12:05 AM [ChasePW] That is the best
12:05 AM [ChasePW] for a tube site
12:05 AM [Karla] what has become of our tribe chat
12:05 AM [ChasePW] I'M SO SORRY
12:05 AM [JonahPW] i'm not
12:05 AM [ChasePW] We could just go to Napa
12:05 AM [ChasePW] Nobody is there anyways.   
12:06 AM [JonahPW] did luca leave?
12:06 AM [Karla] um dont leave me tho
12:06 AM [ChasePW] um, then you are stuck with gay porn talk
12:06 AM [ChasePW] sorry, babe
12:06 AM [TinaPW] no one is there
12:06 AM [JonahPW] omfg
12:06 AM [JonahPW] randy blue models are so ho
12:07 AM [TinaPW] um nice try but no
12:07 AM [ChasePW] mine is "karlaisaho
12:07 AM [ChasePW] "
12:07 AM [ChasePW] Karla, how old are you IRL?
12:07 AM [JonahPW] mine is 2cuntz2bluntz
12:07 AM [Karla] im 18 dw
12:08 AM [ChasePW] Jonah is like 14. Tina how old are you?
12:08 AM [TinaPW] I think Randy Blue is the only site without an IP lock that deletes accounts with suspicious activity
12:08 AM [JonahPW] I'm 17 turning 18 fuck you
12:09 AM [TinaPW] I'm 107
12:09 AM [ChasePW] Not surprised
12:09 AM [JonahPW] tina is immortal
12:09 AM [TinaPW] edwurt colon bicches
12:09 AM [TinaPW] no one is in Napa
12:09 AM [ChasePW] We really do need a PW chat
12:09 AM [TinaPW] Sign the petition
12:10 AM [Karla] make sure to add Karla to it mkay
12:10 AM [ChasePW] will do
12:10 AM [JonahPW] go home jackie
12:10 AM [TinaPW] I'm so fucking horny
12:11 AM [Karla] so let me see if I know any more of you who has played in the trainwreck games Survivor Hawaii and Survivor canada(o is infinity but i cbf to type it)
12:11 AM [TinaPW] am i bovvered
12:11 AM [Karla] no jackie will stay jonah
12:12 AM [TinaPW] omg ur jackie?
12:12 AM [Karla] maybe
12:12 AM [Karla] <3
12:12 AM [Karla] hu r u
12:12 AM [TinaPW] quinn
12:12 AM [Karla] were you on my tribe?
12:13 AM [TinaPW] um no
12:13 AM [ChasePW] The petition was locked   
12:13 AM [Karla]  
12:14 AM [TinaPW] morgan   
12:18 AM [Karla] omg is he on
12:18 AM [ChasePW] no
12:18 AM [ChasePW] he locked the petition
12:18 AM [TinaPW] rood
12:18 AM [TinaPW]  jonah is gone
12:19 AM [JonahPW] jonah is exploring the wonders of hd porn
12:19 AM [Karla] wait if hes not on how did it get locked
12:19 AM [ChasePW] It got locked earlier today
12:20 AM [Karla] oh   
12:20 AM [TinaPW] maybe he's giving us one
12:20 AM [TinaPW] I'm watching Addison Graham do absolutely nothing but feel up his shorts
12:20 AM [TinaPW] and fill them up too
12:20 AM [TinaPW] well out
12:20 AM [TinaPW] fill them out
12:21 AM [TinaPW] ok there's the penis
12:21 AM [Karla] as much fun it is to talk boys
12:21 AM [Karla] i prefer straight ones <3
12:22 AM [TinaPW] well I like girls too
12:22 AM [TinaPW] I'm not gay
12:22 AM [TinaPW] I'm just attracted to both.
12:22 AM [Karla] oh one of those people
12:23 AM [TinaPW] you act like we're an anomaly.
12:23 AM [Karla] Im 18 i have no idea what that is[/mikaylavanburen]
12:24 AM [TinaPW] www.thefreedictio ··· /anomaly
12:24 AM [Karla] no I do not think you are irregular or difficult to identify
12:26 AM [Karla] wow Karla just killed the chat
12:26 AM [TinaPW] I know a lot of guys and girls who would never date a bisexual guy because "you can't trust them"
12:27 AM [Karla] Oh?
12:27 AM [TinaPW] It's sad but it happens.
12:27 AM [TinaPW] In our society bisexuality is synonymous with promiscuity.
12:29 AM [TinaPW] It's very sad and very antagonistic.
12:29 AM [Karla] yeah
12:31 AM [ChasePW] Tina, I feel your pain...
12:31 AM [TinaPW] what, chase?
12:32 AM [ChasePW] Both the gay and straight communities look down on bi people
12:33 AM [TinaPW] Yeah, and then there are the people who try to act like we're gay and in denial.
User JonahPW has signed out.
12:35 AM [ChasePW] Too busy masturbating.   
12:35 AM [TinaPW] lol, I know the feeling.
12:40 AM [Karla] Jonah   
12:43 AM [TinaPW] ew it's too early
12:45 AM [TinaPW] chasepw Karla
12:45 AM [ChasePW] ya?
12:45 AM [TinaPW] what are you two up to
12:45 AM [ChasePW] I'm playing a game
12:45 AM [ChasePW] And looking at Andrew Christian underwear
12:46 AM [TinaPW] mini or video game?
12:46 AM [Karla] Im idk what im dong
12:46 AM [Karla] im in a tired daze
12:46 AM [TinaPW] ew why did I save doug but not carly in the walking dead
12:47 AM [ChasePW] Do you know the game dominion?
12:47 AM [Karla] no i dont
12:47 AM [ChasePW] It's a board game
12:47 AM [ChasePW] But I'm playing it online
12:48 AM [Karla] oh right i know why im up
12:48 AM [Karla] someones doing their immetocompete roadblock rn
12:48 AM [ChasePW] I think I want to buy these
12:48 AM [ChasePW] www.andrewchristi ··· id=27746
12:48 AM [ChasePW] y/n?
12:50 AM [Karla] sure
12:50 AM [ChasePW] Do they look good?
12:50 AM [Karla] but   that guy shaves his abs
12:50 AM [TinaPW] yes but they'd look better on the ground
12:50 AM [ChasePW] I like all their underwear so much
12:50 AM [ChasePW] It's hard to make a decision
12:50 AM [ChasePW] I need a sugar daddy
12:51 AM [ChasePW] to buy me nice underwear
12:51 AM [ChasePW] And then I ditch him
12:51 AM [ChasePW] Cause old guys are gross
12:51 AM [TinaPW] join chaturbate or cam4, you'll get a truck load of them
12:51 AM [ChasePW] I've thought about camming actually
12:51 AM [ChasePW] I've done it not for pay
12:51 AM [ChasePW] But I'd consider doing it for pay.   
12:52 AM [TinaPW] I had a friend, Jacob, who did it.
12:52 AM [ChasePW] How much do they make?
12:52 AM [TinaPW] Depends on on your appearance and on your strategy.   
12:52 AM [ChasePW] Range?
12:52 AM [TinaPW] I know some guys make rent with it.
12:53 AM [ChasePW] hmm
12:53 AM [ChasePW] That's impressive
12:53 AM [TinaPW] I don't know specifics but a token on chaturbate is about $.05
12:53 AM [TinaPW] and some guys get like 1000 tokens per show.
12:53 AM [ChasePW] I'd need to start working out again.   
12:54 AM [Karla] thats 50$
12:54 AM [Karla]  
12:54 AM [ChasePW] per show
12:54 AM [ChasePW] You just sit and masturbate on cam
12:54 AM [ChasePW] That'd be easy
12:54 AM [Karla]  okay weird
12:55 AM [ChasePW] Karla, I feel like we have destroyed your innocence tonight
12:56 AM [TinaPW] be sure to let me know your decision so I can watch.   
12:56 AM [Karla] well I mean Ive never heard of "chaturbate" before this night
12:56 AM [ChasePW] Tina, if you pay   
12:57 AM [TinaPW] It's the act of masturbating while chatting online
12:57 AM [TinaPW] which Jonah is not talented at
12:57 AM [Karla] I figured that part out
12:57 AM [TinaPW] It's their slogan   
12:58 AM [Karla] how lovely
12:58 AM [ChasePW]  
12:59 AM [TinaPW] I'd cam if I wasn't so self-conscious and hypercritical
12:59 AM [ChasePW] I've gotten pretty confident with myself
12:59 AM [ChasePW] I feel like I'd feel dirty from doing that though.   

[chase]

You bitch. lol

[karla]

Feb 20, 2013 3:20:18 GMT -5 chase said:

You bitch. lol

[chase]

[karla]

Oops sorry chase I'm frazzled

[michael]

I learned so much about Chase o.O

[michael]

Can't unsee :/

[chase]

What did you learn Michael? That I watch porn and would consider jerking it on cam for pay?

[karla]

CYCLE 02
CONFESSIONAL #06
"ALLIANCE AMNESIA"


OKAY PEOPLE. I HONESTLY CAN'T REMEMBER WHOS IN JESSICA'S ALLIANCE

I HONESTLY THOUGHT IT WAS
ME
JESSICA
IAN(supposed creator)
VINCENT
FREDDIE

BUT NOW

Welcome.
You have entered Chat Lobby.
1:13 PM [Karla] eek
User Yvette has entered this room.
1:20 PM [Yvette] hey Karla
1:20 PM [Karla] hi!
1:21 PM [Karla] how are you yvette <3
1:21 PM [Yvette] any news on vote?
1:21 PM [Yvette] I am good thanks You?
1:21 PM [Karla] No your the first person ive seen on all day
1:21 PM [Yvette] did anyone come to you for an alliance?
1:22 PM [Yvette] Jessica mentioned to me that Ian asked her to be in an alliance and wanted to include You, Me and Vincent
1:22 PM [Karla] No, why?
1:22 PM [Karla] oh
1:22 PM [Karla] yeah but i only heard about it from her
1:22 PM [Yvette] I haven't heard from Ian about it but I've talked to Vincent a bit
1:22 PM [Yvette] same
1:22 PM [Karla] and when those people came on no one mentioned it
1:23 PM [Yvette] yea
1:23 PM [Yvette] but at least they're thinking of us hopefully lmfao
1:23 PM [Karla] so i have no idea whats going on   
1:23 PM [Karla] Yeah true
1:23 PM [Yvette] I just hope we're safe
1:25 PM [Karla] same   

and I could have sworn.
It was Freddie instead of Yvette.

Morgan, post my jessica log in here so I can get to the bottom please lol