Battle 9 - Battle of the Grand Canyon

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1. Jessica
2. Vincent
3. Perry
4. Yvette
5. Quincy
6. Stephenie
7. Luca
8. Tess
9. Beau
10. Wyatt

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1. How many people compared themselves to Parvati Shallow? 10
2. How many people described themselves as "heroes" instead of "villains"? 8
3. How many people gave themselves below a 5 in their challenge performance score? 4
4. How many people are below the age of 20? 9
5. How many people are heterosexual? 12
6. How many people stated "returnees" or "Redemption Island" as their least favorite twist? 16
7. How many people listed intelligence as one of their best personality traits (oh, the irony)? 16

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1. "I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING RIGHT NOW" - Ian
2. "If we all somehow make the endgame jury management will get tough as hell." - Freddie
3. "I think after this round I'm going to need to step back and really look at each member individually and put their worth to not only for the tribes good, but for my good also." - Karla
4. "Right now I'm playing it cool; I'm not putting myself out there too much, but I'm putting myself out there enough that I can leave a pretty good impression." - Misty
5. "She was paranoid, she freaked out, and gathering everyone against Dallas was the only way she could get off on her control fetish. " - Rosemary
6. "We were lambs sent to the slaughter of the evil butcher." - Dallas
7. "He likes Kool Aid and in my head I'm like omg he might have psychological issues." - Karla
8. "Do I expect to go home? Not necessarily. If I do get voted out, I was obviously a target to begin with. Then hats of to them <3" - Misty
9. "At least I will switch from CPN pre merge to CPP pre merge <3" - Ian
10. "I can't wait for the first challenge tonight because I always loved the first challenge. It reminds me of sex for the first time. This is where you will find out whether you have great tribemates or not." - Ian
11. "As for this week, I was quite surprised with the result. To see Jessica on top and I'm one of the players ranked in the bottom is weird." - Misty
12. "I regret not having sex with Jessica before my life was cut short. Purgatory is very lonely." - Adam
13. " I was too distracted by oversized images of Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts. I will not make that same mistake twice. " - Freddie
14. "What a disappointment. So many problems all right at the start of the game. Horrible, horrible timing. " - Adam
15. "That guy always looks to get himself an added angle, but at the same time he'd most likely be hurting himself in the long run." - Karla
16. " If I can continue this pace of stealthy moves, hopefully I can last very deep into this game!" - Nick
17. "So there's plenty of time for new first impressions from the Cascade folk, but for now, my focus will be doing all I can to make sure one of the four original blues leaves Sonoma this round" - Nick
18. "Like I would rather go to the dentist to get my teeth pulled then TRY and talk with you. Like seriously I tried to bring so many topics up and you where sure a borwhore!! " - Dallas
19. "I really hope I can get most coins, because that would mean people likes me. But that could also leave a big target on me at the next judgement I go to. But it would be really cool to have." - Freddie
20. "Our tribes emotion status is cluster fuck. We dont know whats going on. I can see from here on out its going to be scrambling at every judgement till the hour its due." - Nick
21. " There's also a Death Valley where we get to open presents from Satan. YAY SATAN" - Dallas
22. "My strategy for this competition was to attack the people I think were popular, and reward the unpopulars. This immunity is mine, motherfuckers." - Ian
23. "How many virgins do I have to sacrifice to be nearly as talented as Jessica? How the fuck did she do that?" - Ian

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