DR of an Italian Stallion - Finale Swaggin'

[Luca]

Fuck me with a wrench.

Ian is Dustin/Sebastian/Guy who needs to be fucked with a chainsaw so he'll stop asking to be Pennetrated. Jesus Christ first thing the kid asks me is to satisfy him. Gonna have to be extra fake with this one.

[Host]

Hey Luca, just a few questions for this round's judgement!

1. Who do you trust the most on your tribe? The least?
2. Who would you like to see go this round?
3. Do you think there's a chance of anyone flipping?
4. What's your strategy to get to the merge?

[Luca]

Would also like to say Steph said I am extremely likeable earlier today which worries me a little bit, but I dont think it makes any sense for me to get votes tonight so.

[Luca]

Ill do that writing shit sometime tomorrow btw.

[chase]

You are lucky you are pretty, otherwise I would never watch these videos.

[Luca]

Lol omfg. How did Gloria stay? What's hilarious is Ian of all people orchestrated this. Ian thank you for being gay and loving me and Wyatt lol.

[Luca]

Also to anyone who is gay, please don't take my remarks toward Ian as homophobia. I don't mean it in a general sense. You guys have no idea how much this kid annoys the living hell out of me, and it is by no means an indicator of how I feel about all homosexuals. Just means this particular fucker makes me want to saw my ears off. Enjoy bitches~

[wendy]

[Luca]

I don't feel safe at all tonight. I had a family emergency last night and really have just been a sobbing wreck the past 24 hours. I hope I don't get voted out lmao.

[Luca]

Also the chat is trying to kill me logging me out every two seconds.

[Luca]

btw being told Ian is the vote. Yes please go away Ian.

[Luca]

I really think I should probably push for Yvette on this vote. We probably only have individual challenges from now on and Ian will probably ride my dick for a long while because well.. he's gay. lol

[Luca]

Ugh the stupid chat is not working.

Apparently Tess is claiming Ian gave Jessica the flag? Um how could she even know she wasn't here for the challenge. Ian is the only one that makes logical sense but I feel Tess has an alterior motive here. I wouldnt be surprised if Tess is flipping this on Gloria/myself this round.

Something smells fishy and it ain't the sushi I found in the Captiol

[Luca]

Ian has not been on since 5 pm. Maybe I am just paranoid but I smell foul play so far. Steph is more tight lipped than normal tonight.. Ian seems fairly comfortable even though I doubt anyone has conversed with him about the vote. And Yvette is just there. lulz

I really think something is happening this round and I'm not in on it. I just hope whatever is happening doesn't result in me leaving the game. I can probably kick ass in puragatory but fuck that shit.

I've got a really bad feeling about tribal tonight but on the off chance things go smoothly, I'm going to open up a line of communication with Yvette since she seems skiddish.

[Luca]

You know now that I think about it.. I think Ian is the target. I just realized I'm pretty sure the only person who had any idea where the flag was is Yvette, meaning she is responsible for giving Jessica the flag.. assuming that even happened. Yvette wants Ian out pretty bad apparently so I think the plan IS to get rid of Ian.. this is such a bad move now that I think about it. I want to vote for Yvette now but it looks like that ship has sailed with all the votes being in. I think I will just try to play into Yvette/Tess's hand on this and use Steph to flip the script on them next round. The dumber I appear the less threatening I seem so I will totally pretend like I buy into Tess's story. Plus I don't like Ian. lol